this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.