That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?