Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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