Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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