I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
false alarm, still single
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