So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
