The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
nutella sex= disaster
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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