you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Randomize