Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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