very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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