Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He better not be in your backpack
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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