You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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