I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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