Sry I called you an 8
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
FUCK WHALES
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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