i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I see more hoeing in ur future
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