Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Damn victory sex feels great
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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