I am puke
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
