she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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