I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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