Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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