I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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