smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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