apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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