you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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