Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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