i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
No subtext here. People are naked.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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