whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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