it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
May the power of my ass compel you!!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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