I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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