I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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