U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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