Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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