we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
So vagazzling was a success
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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