I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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