you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
And then he peed in my hair
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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