we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize