The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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