If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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