Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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