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• (361): View more from Texas

  Screwed.edu

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• (845): View more from New York

  It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I forgot how hot balto sounded

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• (845): View more from New York

  Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.

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• (530): View more from California

  so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"

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