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I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.

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(858): View more from California

I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during

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(281): View more from Texas

I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent

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(818): View more from California

First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.

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(607): View more from New York

It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place

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