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go home
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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