Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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