She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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