last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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