Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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