Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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