will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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