I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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