Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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