This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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