Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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