how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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