): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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