Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
