Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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