protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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